by jem4water
lol
:)
batman found robin with spiderman dvd’s and said
“wat u waching…….. is that spider man”
“might be might not….ohhh crap i dead now ent i”
“duh… u evil backstabing div”
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car….classic stuff man!!!
Jeremy Clarkson drives the smallest car in the world
Richard: Wait, Bethlehem is here, isn’t it? (while pointing at Bethlehem on the map)
Jeremy and James: Yeah.
Richard: So that’s the way we want to go.
Jeremy: Yes, through places like Mosul and Baghdad perhaps. Have you ever seen a television programme called The News?
Richard: Well, I’m aware of it.
(via teagan-reynolds)
(Source: yabba-dabba-doo)
[In Albania]
Richard: This is the perfect car for the job.
Jeremy: …you can’t say that.
Richard: What?
Jeremy: You can’t say that word, the ‘C’ word.
Richard: Well, I didn’t, did I?
Jeremy: [laughs] no, not that ‘C’ word, the other ‘C’ word.
Richard: …”Car”?
Jeremy: Yes. You can’t say that. Car here means… “Gentleman sausage”.
[…]
Richard: But we do a car show!
Jeremy: Yes, but you can’t say car. Or peach.
James: Peach?
Jeremy: Don’t say peach.
Richard: What does that mean?
Jeremy: [gestures] “Lady garden”.
(via teagan-reynolds)
(Source: yabba-dabba-doo)
